d—salv:

No I won because I have skills that have nothing to do with being a vampire. You didn’t know me before my baby bro and I became vampires but I was pretty good with any type of alcohol. I think I was born with it. Mother always did crave a bottle of moonshine every now again. Now that I think about it she probably had a few when she was pregnant with me, it would explain a lot.

You never talk about your life before being vampified. Starting to trust me, Damon?

(Source: freelexi)

infamouspetrova:

There are one or two humans that aren’t so bad and at least don’t annoy me within the first five minutes. So that’s something. And actually… that sounds like a rather good idea. Surprised I didn’t think of it before actually.

What can I say? I’m quite the genius.

(Source: freelexi, via infamouspetrova-deactivated2012)

infamouspetrova:

Jer has taken a particular liking to that crossbow of his. And no I’m not oblivious, I happen to have some form of my own life outside those two ya’know.

Yeah? Like what? I can’t imagine you having a social life with actual human beings out there. Do you impersonate Elena and toy with kids at school?

(Source: freelexi, via infamouspetrova-deactivated2012)

infamouspetrova:

It’s quite funny actually… considering the two boys live with me. But I haven’t them a whole lot. I know Jer was sick for a while there.

Are you honestly that oblivious? Then again, boys will be boys. They could possibly be hunting or boring stuff like that.

(Source: freelexi, via infamouspetrova-deactivated2012)

infamouspetrova:

Extremely too quiet.

I don’t like it. Where is everyone? Not just Stefan, but seriously. I know this town is boring but I didn’t think it was a ghost town… No offense Lex.

Ha, that’s funny. I’m aware of Damon and Elena’s presence, but I haven’t heard from anyone else in days. What about Jeremy and Matt?

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infamouspetrova:

You know, you’d think I of all people would know where Stefan is. But I haven’t seen him in days. He’s probably on some havoc spree somewhere.

Which would equal to bad things. Great.

It’s too quiet.

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infamouspetrova:

We’ll figure out something Lex. We’re two rather brilliant and bad ass woman.

Well, you’re right about that. This job would be a lot easier if that damn boy came out of hiding, though. Any clues as to where he may be?

(Source: freelexi, via infamouspetrova-deactivated2012)

infamouspetrova:

Again, I’ll have to agree with you there. Stefan has been bad before but this… This is starting to bother even me and that’s saying something. Any idea how we can step up the game on roping him in?

I’m all out of ideas. I swear, if I ever see Klaus, I will make it my personal business to stab his heart with a White Oak Stake.

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infamouspetrova:

Guilt… such a silly little thing. But I do get what you’re saying and I agree with you there. The brothers have seemed to switch their roles. I could always rough Damon up a bit, might be fun. Not like he doesn’t give me reasons to with all his insults.

If there was anyone who should be getting a whoopin’, it’s Stefan and not Damon. And my techniques? They’re not working. He’s totally out of control this time. It’s the worst I’ve seen him.

(Source: freelexi, via infamouspetrova-deactivated2012)

infamouspetrova:

Yeah, Damon can deny it all he likes. But he does care, in his own odd little way. Yet he might actually respect it if you roughed him up a little bit. You never know.

I’m too nice of a bitch. It’ll feel good for the first hour and then the guilt’ll come flooding in. Besides, he’s the martyr now while Stefan’s the big, bad vamp.

(Source: freelexi, via infamouspetrova-deactivated2012)